where drivers are from:

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL - Hyundai Accent
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO - Toyota Yaris
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: OTTAWA - Buick Allure
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, cradling cell phone, balancing Tim Horton's coffee on knee, foot solidly on accelerator in a big pick-up truck: CALGARY - Cadillac Escalade
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun on lap: LOS ANGELES - BMW with dark tinted windows
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: from SASKATOON, but driving in TORONTO or CALGARY - '86 Plymouth Voyager Magic Wagon
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back seat: QUEBEC CITY - SMART car (SMART cars don't have back seats)
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: VANCOUVER - Mini Cooper S
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the brake and both feet on the accelerator throwing McDonald's bag out the window of their Big Foot 4X4: RED DEER - Dodge Power Wagon Hemi
10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the antenna: PRINCE GEORGE - Ford F 150
11 . Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the right blinker on: VICTORIA - '75 K car in mint condition
AND THE BEST ONE OF ALL:
12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel,one ski-doo mittscraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing Share The Land, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: WINNIPEG -'78 Olds Cutlass, 2 door